Astonishing
Victorian-Era Golf Book Predicted Bullet Trains
and Television by: Steve
Smith Did you hear about the curious
little book, first published in 1892, that
predicted bullet trains, digital watches,
television and women's liberation and other
wonders decades before they came to pass?
It's a book that burst into the news in
January, 2005 when a rare first edition
was sold at auction for more than $2,000.
The oddest thing about the book is that
it is not a work of science fiction, as
we would generally understand that term,
nor some obscure tome of religious prophecy.
Instead it's a novel about, of all things,
golf.
Written by a 19th-century professional
Scottish golfer named J. McCullough, about
whom little is known, "Golf in the
Year 2000; or, What We Are Coming To"
also predicted the advent of golf carts
and international golf contests.
Published under McCollough's pen name,
J.A.C.K., the book chronicles the adventures
of a character named Alexander Gibson who
falls into a deep sleep in 1892. He awakens
108 years later into a world, where, among
other things, women dress like men, run
businesses and hold most of the top positions
in government.
Gibson also learns, to his considerable
delight, that women do all the work in this
society while men play golf full time. Upon
being informed of this, he cries out that
it's "the dream of my former existence
come true! I am, indeed, a lucky man to
see it. ... The world is evidently getting
things ship-shape. ... Oh, how I would like
to wake up some of my old chums. I know
a few who would appreciate the arrangement."
But Gibson finds that his beloved golf
has been radically transformed as well.
He must adjust to the existence of driverless
golf carts, golf clubs that automatically
register their user's score and jackets
that yell "Fore!" whenever the
golfer begins to swing. He finds the jackets
to be particularly annoying, but it's the
rule at every club in Britain: you can't
play unless you wear one.
He also watches -- via a television-like
device that works through an elaborate mirror
arrangement -- a golf competition between
Britain and the United States, much like
the Ryder Cup (an event which did not begin
until 1927).
And, he learns that wars have ceased, at
least among the European nations, because
international disputes are now settled by
... golf matches.
One thing about golf hasn't changed, Gibson
reflects following a round of golf in which
he emerges the victor--and has to listen
to his defeated opponent grousing about
bad luck. "The same old excuses, I
thought. Among all those inventions, surely
they might have got something new in that
line."
The main character's adventures in the
year 2000 also include taking a ride in
an underground tubular railway, familiarly
called the "tub," and reading
about a London-to-New York speed record
of two hours and 32 minutes, achieved by
a bullet-type train traveling underneath
the Atlantic Ocean.
Little things, too, amaze him: He no longer
has to shave every day; instead, he brushes
a miraculous compound of some sort over
his cheeks once a week and this is sufficient
to keep down his beard. Similarly, he employs
a hairbrush that keeps his hair at whatever
length he prefers, so he never needs to
visit a barber (which is good, since barbers
no longer exist).
The appeal of "Golf in the Year 2000"
is perhaps stronger today than it was when
it was first published. Golfing fans enjoy
it for its humorous commentary on the sport
as practiced in the 19th century and in
the "future" (our present). General
readers have fallen in love with it, too.
Not only is it fun to go through it count
author McCullough's hits and misses on the
predictive front, the book is suffused with
a Victorian charm treminiscent of a Sherlock
Holmes story.
Now, the world is rediscovering this little
gem of a book.
In January of 2005, news services reported
that an American collector named James Espinola
had paid $2,240 at auction for a first edition
of "Golf in the Year 2000". Although
Espinola is in the process of selling off
his own immense collection of golf memorabilia,
he was quoted as explaining that he can't
resist buying the occasional "odd thing"
at auction--and this was one of those things.
The Edinburgh auction house of Lyon and
Trumbull had estimated that the book would
fetch less than a quarter of what it ended
up bringing. The firm's golf specialist
was quoted as saying that the final price
took them "a bit by surprise."
Although original editions of the book
are rare, it has occasionally been reprinted
in facsimile editions. No one thought to
make it available to the vast audiences
of the World Wide Web, though, until recently.
On February 26, 2005, a little over a month
following the news about the auctioned first
edition, "Golf in the Year 2000"
made its debut on the Web at
www.golf-in-the-year-2000.com. The full
text of this strange and engaging book is
finally available for anyone, anywhere to
read, free of charge.
At the conclusion of the book, the main
character declares that he does not intend
to wake up and find himself back in 1892
again, with his amazing adventure having
all a dream. "No, no; I'm in 2000,
and in 2000 I mean to stay." Like him,
the quirky tale of his adventure seems to
have found a secure place in our time.
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